To the Douche in the Hellcat this Afternoon!! (O_o)

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
07/25/2015 at 16:05 • Filed to: Hellcat Asshat

I’m not one to wish bad things to others. I let and hope Darwin takes care of that for me. But this time....hell nah, not today.

I’m all for having fun on public roads every once in awhile, when there’s no other cars on the road and there’s no threat to anyone but myself or anyone who is hooning along. Just having fun while having a modicum of caution and being considerate for the people around you.

But there is a very simple line that can easily be crossed, and YOU, Hellcat Asshat, have crossed that line. When you almost rear end me on the freeway to swerve in and out of traffic cutting others off and missing my bumper by INCHES, I damn near had a heart attack as I looked into my once empty rearview only to see the halos of that bigass cat bolting towards my rear in well excess of 100mph(I was doing 85mph in the fast lane following the flow of traffic). Then doing burnouts and swinging the tail out within at almost every green light and cutting off people again in damn near every lane...Then again, I shouldn’t expect anything less, this being the Detroit area and hooligans like this guy are all over the place.

I don’t think I’ve ever been so pissed off by anyone on the road before. This was almost an hour ago and I’m still pissed.

I hope your next burnout or tail swing is your last, Forever. But if you manage to survive to drive another car. I hope it’s a rusty K-car Challenger. If not, I simply hope your Hellcat is killed by your arrogance, lack of safety for others, and your all around douchiness. K thnx, DIE.

Now that my rant is over and my rage has subsided, My C&C pics will come later.

DISCUSSION (23)

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 16:11

That’s nuts, but I would say it’s a safe bet that the car is just an extension of the driver’s personality, and that s/he would be a nutcase on the road either way.

Though, the Hellcat causing a wreck could be very humbling to the driver, if they survive.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
07/25/2015 at 16:13

In this particular instance, I’d rather that they didn’t, and if they did, they lose more than their precious car...

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 16:21

That’s fair. I’ve been cut off by all manner of vehicles, and for quite a bit afterwards, my blood boils. When I first started driving, if another car nearly wrecked me, I’d tailgate them for a short period of time, honking angrily. I learned fast that was quite dangerous and agressive. Nowadays, a good firm honk, and more often than not, a yell for them to get off their phone is my tactic.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
07/25/2015 at 16:25

Oh no. This dick wasn’t on his phone...He was looking straight ahead, eyes on the road. The 944 can’t brake as well as new cars stock for stock, and I don’t tailgate for any reason anyways. I rarely if ever use my horn unless someones moving into my lane without warning or anything similar. A horn isn’t gonna change the way people drive...

FlimFlamMan > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 16:33

I would have called the police (not 911) and reported the asshat. With any luck they might have been pulled over and at least got a “talkin’ too”.

Frank Grimes > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 16:38

We at oppo need to support a gentlemanly hooning awareness campaign, you know for the children.

Kinja'd!!!

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 16:47

Let’s not take it out on the car. Rather, let him get caught and have the car find its way to an impound lot. And then you get a it for a nice discount at auction.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Frank Grimes
07/25/2015 at 16:47

Indeed..

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > FlimFlamMan
07/25/2015 at 16:48

Nope. no chance in hell he got pulled over. The police presence here is weaker than what I see in most states.

FlimFlamMan > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 16:50

Well no wonder a lot of people drive crazy. It’s the same over here in Miami. You damn near have to run into a cop to get pulled over.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Urambo Tauro
07/25/2015 at 16:58

Hell nah. Normally, I would punish the driver and the driver alone in my mind; this one is special enough to be exempt from that moral choice. I want him to sit and watch the car impounded, then set afire. Beaten within an inch of it’s life, then crushed. With all the personal effects kept inside the car.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 17:01

I can’t say I haven’t felt like that before!

SummerFun > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 17:26

I wonder if insurance on these cars is going to be crazy because of morons like this.

Urambo Tauro > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 17:39

Maybe the nearby police should go back to indiscriminately pulling over black Challengers .

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > SummerFun
07/25/2015 at 17:49

Most likely..

Confused Miata > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 17:55

Silly people thinking they’re all that. I was on my way home from work yesterday after 9 and on the way to the nearest main road there was a car meet going on. Some dudebro in a wrx pulls up beside me revving his engine in the left turn lane next to me, goes around the divider as fast as he can and cuts me off, I move to the right, he cuts me off again. Apparently he’s now a cool kid because he “beat” a motorcycle and made me fearful of going home on Friday nights.

big eagle > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 18:30

The telegraph cruise is this weekend. So the bozos are out and feeling bold.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > big eagle
07/25/2015 at 18:40

So I’ve been told. Isn’t that today?? Also, hi there other Michigan Oppo!! :D

TractorPillow > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 19:23

He will crash eventually. Let's just hope he's the only car involved when the inevitable happens. That car is too much car for most people that buy them.

coqui70 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/25/2015 at 20:44

The reason this happenned is because now all FCA’s test drivers are Italian rejects from the Ferrari F1 pilot feeder program.

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/26/2015 at 00:50

I drive 30k miles a year. How do I do it? I have no idea. Near collisions and assholes all day every day. Listening to Jimmy Eat World helps though.

NJAnon > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/26/2015 at 15:02

Someone in the bankrupt city of Detroit owns a recently made $79,000 car?

*brain exploded just like in that Old Spice commercial*

big eagle > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
07/27/2015 at 01:12

Hi!